Taking her name right out of the penalty box, Miss Conduct is kink's dirty little Hell Kitten, a rubberclad asskicker with a love of cars, a zest for latex, a yen for bondage and a desperate need for hockey. Pop open a fetish-related magazine, clothing catalog or website and likely as not, you'll find Miss C there somewhere, with her flaming mane and "long ass legs." Eros Zine recently caught up with Miss Conduct for a rinkside chat.
Eros Zine: You recently moved from Los Angeles after a long time in San Francisco -- when was that, how long were you here in SF, and where are you from originally?
Miss Conduct: I moved to L.A. from S.F. last January. I'd been living there since the mid eighties. Originally, I'm from no where in particular, back East.
Eros Zine: How do you get most of the clothes you pose in? Do you have relationships with fetish designers or shops, or do you buy most of the outfits yourself?
Miss Conduct: I tend to dress like a janitor in "real life", so I've been very fortunate to have had designers who have supplied me with most of what I wear in shoots. They've either taken a liking to or taken pity on me. I'm not sure which. Either way, I'm very grateful to them and try to show my appreciation by pimping the Hell out of them at every available opportunity.(Now go buy something from Lust Designs and Isabella Corsetry, people!)
Eros Zine: Okay! Besides those two, who are your favorite designers?
Miss Conduct: HW, Prototype by Venus, and the stuff that Akemi has been doing lately.
Eros Zine: On your site, we see lots of kinky medical play, stockings, garters, latex, corsets, high heels, smoking, bondage...but hey, there are too many of those for them to all be your personal fetishes, aren't they? Are some of them done for the fans, or do you really get off on all of them? Surely you must have some personal favorites among this banquet of perversions?
Miss Conduct: Jeez, that question can definitely open up a can of worms, where do I begin?? Well, obviously, the reason I do some shoots, is the cold, hard cash. Although I do have lots of personal fetishes. See, in my little Hell-Kitten world, almost ANYTHING and near to EVERYTHING, has the potential to be an excuse for me to get hot and bothered. I'm like a walking freakshow sometimes.
Eros Zine: One of the things that makes your site a bit different is that most of the models who appear there are your friends; to the casual observer it looks almost like a girl gang, only way more dangerous. Do you guys really go hang out in your off hours and raise hell? Do you, like, cruise around town in a vintage Caddy and slap innocent bystanders around, or something?
Miss Conduct: Yes. That's EXACTLY what we do, you got us read, chief. Heh. Its more like, hang out at my place and act like a bunch of half-tards. Seriously, even I'm surprised by just how dorky we all act sometimes.
Eros Zine: Some of the models you've featured recently on your site include Ivy Red, Justine Joli, Jezebelle Bond, Stacy Burke, Valentina Vaughan, Aimee Sweet....and too many more to mention. Do you work with all these chicks or does some of the content come from other sources, and just represent work that you like?
Miss Conduct: Any outside content that appears on my site would be found in the "girlfriend gallery." Generally, the galleries I prefer to feature are from girls who are also my friends. Hence the name. Duh. [smiles] There are a few galleries I've chosen to feature that are not from friends, but not many. So for the most part, yes, I either work, hang out with, or/and am friends with the other girls who appear on the site.
Eros Zine: With Emily Marilyn and Kumi, you recently appeared in a Dwarves video "Fuck You Up." Care to tell us a bit about that experience, what we can expect to see of you in said video?
Miss Conduct: Well, when we arrived we were surprised to find we were receiving sort of special treatment, since the three of us (Emily, Kumi, and I) were the only models not associated with Suicide Girls. That was really cool, the band was really cool, and I was thrilled to get there and find Selene Luna sitting in the makeup chair. I adore her, I can't look at her without smiling.
As for what you'll see in the video...blood, bewbees, sex, drugs, rock and roll. I don't fucking know, go watch the damn video yourself.
Eros Zine: You also recently featured a hockey fetish shoot. Hey, is hockey hot, or what?
Miss Conduct: Fuck yes, it is. Not to mention, since I'm MISS CONDUCT. For the clueless, a hockey misconduct, in a nutshell, is a penalty that's called on a player for bad behavior. Like for playing too rough, or bitching out an official or fighting (usually that's on top of a major penalty). There's more to it, but you get the idea. It's a bad thing. I am a bad thing.
Eros Zine: Your site also offers access to your diary -- how personal does it get? Any weird experiences from revealing your personal life online? Any hot experiences?
Miss Conduct: My diary...to be honest, I pretty much have to remind myself to post in it. I often forget because on most days, in my opinion, I don't really have anything of any great interest to say. I've been informed that what other people may find interesting in my day to day life are the same things I may consider boring. I would tend to disagree, but who am I to judge?
As far as how personal I get, I'd have to say VERY personal at times...as Kumi so kindly pointed out to me a while back. Heh!
Eros Zine: Thanks, Miss Conduct! Miss C can be visited online at her website, hell-kitten.com.
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